Kiwi Steve is our import from New Zealand. Playing at the back, Kiwi is as solid as any All Black. On one occasion, Kiwi arrived at a game in not the best state due to a night of wrestling with Sunil the night before, and proceeded to play 20 mins of quality football on the worlds hottest day, before having to come off in a state best described as 'on deaths door'. After colling himself down for 45 mins hugging a bottle of water in the shade, Kiwi proclaimed 'I'd love to be rubbed down in sorbet by Swedish chicks right now'.
Appearances: 17, Goals: 0, MoMs: 0
Yellows: 0, Reds: 0
3:00PM, Sat 15 January at First Toa Payoh Secondary School